Artist for Hire!
Let my detailed oriented quirky style bring you humor in these dark and crazy times.
I create custom portraits, hand-painted planter pots, and run fun coloring-book workshops. Prefer something ready-made? Browse my shop for beautiful prints and find the perfect piece for your space.
Let me paint your family — chosen, furry, strange, or delightfully unusual. Send an email with reference photos and I’ll turn them into a unique, beautiful portrait tailored to you. Prices vary by size; contact me for details and a quote.
My Services
Hand-painted terracotta pots — 4", 6", 8" — individually customized to suit your style. Each pot is carefully hand-painted and sealed with a weather-resistant finish for reliable outdoor use. Perfect for patios, windowsills, porches, or as distinctive, thoughtful gifts. What I offer: Sizes: 4", 6", 8". Finish: durable weather-resistant sealant; options: matte, glossy, or textured.
Hire me to brighten your next party or gathering for a four-hour session. I’ll come to your home, shop, or event space with my Disgruntled Barista Coloring Book — my own publication, filled with illustrations and stories drawn from my personal experiences as a barista — and lead a relaxed, playful session where we swap wry observations about life while we color together. Coloring is a simple, meditative activity that helps people connect. Let’s turn complaints into conversation. Book a four-hour session and let’s color our disgruntlements away.
Commissions Past
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Monet Goode
FOUNDER
With a vision for building something meaningful, our founder brings a blend of big-picture thinking and hands-on experience.
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Emmett Marsh
SALES MANAGER
Focused, approachable, and driven by results, our sales manager is all about building strong relationships. They help connect people to the right solutions—with clarity and care. -
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Eleanor Parks
MARKETING DIRECTOR
Creative and strategic in equal measure, our marketing director brings fresh ideas to every campaign. They turn insights into action and help our message resonate with the right audience. -
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Karl Holland
CUSTOMER SERVICE MANAGER
Friendly, attentive, and always ready to help, our customer service manager ensures every interaction is a positive one. They keep communication clear, timely, and human.
